Devotion
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Carmen. 21. Pisces.
how charlat, how chic, how ratchet, how wry
to hang like a star alone in the sky
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floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

→ Anonymous whispered : what school do you to in tdsb? I'm from there too!

asian:

Albert Campbell

oh shit holla

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

This sexual frustration
is a real thing
😩😩